Classic Video Game Monday: Tetris Attack

Once upon a time Japan had a quirky but addictive little puzzle game named Panel de Pon. Nintendo took it, rebranded it so it was about Yoshi and pals, and released it as Tetris Attack, and life was suddenly a lot more awesome.

Tetris Attack operates on the simple idea of lining up similarly colored blocks either vertically or horizontally to make them disappear. Three in a row works, but you can do four or five for extra points. This sounds simple enough, and even a tad underwhelming, but where things really start to get exciting is with the chain reactions you can cause to build combos and score obscene amounts of points, and completely screw over your opponent if you’re playing multiplayer. Like such:

This simple little idea was stupidly addictive and the number of hours I spent playing this game is probably close to the hundreds. In fact, I even owned a Game Boy version of this game– not nearly as good, but you know, puzzle games are ultimately meant for long road trips, and this game was no exception.

The cute characters were a bonus and the catchy music was an even bigger one. All you need to do is hear all of Blargg’s Theme to become a believer in this case. I actually wrote lyrics to this song when I was 14 or 15 years old, because I am a dork. No, you don’t get to see them. Also, the credits theme is possibly the most relaxing thing you will ever hear in an SNES game.

Nintendo later replaced Yoshi with Pikachu and re-released this game for Nintendo 64 as Pokemon Puzzle League– the name change, perhaps, was because they realized that this game had absolutely nothing to do with the original Tetris. (And, you know, to get people to buy it, because this was at the height of the Pokemon Craze.) I prefer the Yoshi version, myself, although Pokemon Puzzle League did include a pretty ingenious “3D mode” where you spun your puzzle around a cylinder.

Anyways, regardless of how you play the core game, you should. I’d do pretty much anything to have this game on my cell phone. Seriously, Nintendo. Tetris Attack. Cell phone. Kay?

See, I’m not kidding about the credits theme. Don’t listen to this if you don’t want to fall into a blissful sleep. Just a warning.

5 thoughts on “Classic Video Game Monday: Tetris Attack”

  1. I loved Tetris Attack. I spent many hours playing this game competively with firends. I was pretty good at one point despite my color-blindness sometimes became a problem doing high activity.

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